Happy Birthday Barack

I just got a form letter from Barack. I can call him that now because that’s how he signed the letter and he called me “Friend.” Barack says, “I want to thank you for signing my birthday card. Michelle told me that she was planning something a little different this year, and I was overwhelmed by the kind words I received from so many supporters like you.”

And just like I wrote in your card, today we are another $4 billion in debt. So you’re welcome Barack. Happy we could help.

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