I’m tired…

  • …of people trying to raise my awareness. I have two whole day’s of crap packed into these next 24 hours. I’ll be asleep for 8 of them (if I’m lucky) which means I’m already completely screwed before I even hear about the plight of the rhesus monkey which you care so desperately about (this week).
  • … of being told I don’t need a gun in some situation or place. No matter what you say, I can Google up instance after instance of some goblin that needed to be put down in that situation or place. I’ll protect my family, myself, and even your unprepared ass if it is convenient. If I am deprived of the most effective tools because some pussy is “frightened by guns”, then I I’ve still trained very hard. My family and myself still have a good chance of making it out. You’re aforementioned ass is going to die.
  • … of hearing about how some dude is all prepared to fight the home invaders from the end of his fatal funnel and finding out he doesn’t have a fire extinguisher in his kitchen.
  • … of churches asking for money. Most have given up every legitimate biblical activity to the government in favor of building nice buildings, having a nice sound system for the “worship experience”, and making sure the pastor and his wife have a nice house and a Lexus. If you aren’t supporting missionaries, the widows, orphans, and poor with something more than sweet words about Jesus, don’t even bother asking.
  • … of telling people to stop using ‘Check In’ on Facebook. Some day you’re going to ‘Check In’ and one of your 1,231 “friends” is going to turn out to have a previously undisclosed drug habit that needs feeding. Say bye-bye to your TV, computer, jewelry, cash, and guns. What the heck is this in your nightstand? Did you get that from Christies?
  • … of liberals trying to get me to change my lifestyle. I’m not going to bother even paying attention until you go to legislate it. I know you will, it is your go-to move when you don’t get 100% compliance with your demands. That’s why I vote for politicians who support freedom and tune you out.
  • … of liberals, hippies, and radical youth threatening violence to get what they want. Liberals fear guns. Hippies would have to lie on question 11.e of form 4473. And most of the youth are too young to buy guns and have no money anyway. You know who is prepared for violence? Those of us in the fly-over states that you deride so much. We have all the guns. I can outfit an entire squad out of the back of my car on most days. Violence? Bitch please.
  • … of hearing about George Clooney’s awesome life.
  • … of trying to figure out if you’re quoting a song or getting ready to kill yourself.
  • … of ads trying to get me to move to California. I will never willingly visit, much less move to California, New York, New Jersey, or any other freedom crushing state. Eureka! you’ve found socialism!
  • .. of making this list.
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Comments

  • Evyl Robot Michael  On October 13, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    LOL!!! Not only is he back, he’s funnier than I remember!

  • Speakertweaker  On October 17, 2011 at 9:37 am

    I don’t know how I managed to miss this blog before, but it’s now on the list of daily reads. Great stuff!

    tweaker

    • trackerk  On October 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm

      Thanks for the support. To be honest, it would have been easy to miss. I’ve been having ‘issues’ and have only recently gotten off my duff and started posting again.

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